Vengeance Virtuoso Mugs

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Kitchen Tetris

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

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'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Office of quality assurance"

Writer

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Hacksaw Violin.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Dante Alighieri

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."