Vengeance Seeker Prints

"The swarm of bees you ordered is ready. Would you like us to send them to Google or the hot-dog vender who made you wait in line behind a woman in 1986?"

"I especially enjoy pursuing malpractice cases. I flunked out of medical school."

Everything ok? Can I get you anything, Sadie? That's very nice of you to ask. That's not the inattentive service I've come to expect from you. What's your angle? What are you trying to pull?! It's only fair I warn you that I believe wholeheartedly in the "eye, nose, ears and mouth for an eye" doctrine. So tread lightly, nemesis. Can I get you a refill, Sadie? I will bury you.

'The first wives club'

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Three Wise Queens

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Dead Funny

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I hate it when we fight."