Vengeance Seeker Prints

"The swarm of bees you ordered is ready. Would you like us to send them to Google or the hot-dog vender who made you wait in line behind a woman in 1986?"

"I especially enjoy pursuing malpractice cases. I flunked out of medical school."

'The first wives club'

An angry giant Butterfly has finally found the Butterfly collector person who has his former smaller friends

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Dead Funny

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Now that's a win."

Sitting in a tree

"I hate it when we fight."

Cactus seats.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme