Vengeance Aficionados Prints

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Quentin Tarantino

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'What's my fortune then?!

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat!...Still needs a little work!'

"Nice top and tails."

Damocles

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

"What?"