Vending Machine Wrangler Mugs

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Bear at a vending machine

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Toastquest!

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

Vendo Tree.

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"Kick the machine"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."