Vending Machine Ponderers Prints

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Idle parts

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Air Pollution Threat

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I want my job back."

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

Oil consumption.

'And remember - happiness can't buy you money.'

World Demand Price Up

I used to feel empty and worthless around that heavy guy, too, until I realized, hey, he's just full of pennies!

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

The Dinner Builiding

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

The virtual vanity mirror.

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

"You have a great philosophy, and, with your permission, I think I can turn it into a ton of money."

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'