At the lunch ladies' lounge.
Vending Machine Humorists Prints
Decorate their space with prints showcasing witty vending machine humor. Great for adding a humorous and personal touch to any room or office.
Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.
"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."
"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"
"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'
Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.
"Wish granted. A cafeteria."
Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine
"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."
'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'
'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'
"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"
'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'
How M2M really works.
Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.
"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."
"Put some spiritual food in there."
'Yes?'
"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."
Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'
Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'
'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'
"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."
"Did you say 'plummet', Mr. Casey? We don't use that word around here. We say 'downtick'."
Far out Man! A pot machine!
"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."
Vending Machine Pig Out.
"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"
OUT of ORDER
penguins using a fish vending machine
'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'
Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.
"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"
Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'
Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine
Vending Machine Humorists Prints Collection
Vending Machine Humorists Mugs
Explore our range of mug designs that celebrate vending machine humor—great for coffee breaks or adding a playful touch to their kitchen shelf.
Vending Machine Humorists Pillows
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Vending Machine Humorists T-Shirts
Check out our vending machine humor T-shirts—perfect for snack lovers who enjoy sporting their playful side.