Velvet Fashionista Gifts

'Something to go with a new velvet suit.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Blue Dress and Feather

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Knight walking a dog.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Puss in Heels

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'Nice smile.'

Will Curl Lip For Food

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Love and champaign