Vehicle Engineer Mugs

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Things you should know about...

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

World's cheapest car

Car Emissions

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Bio Fuels.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

It's the biofuel generation.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."