Veggie Virtues Prints

'Is this still America?'

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."