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Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

“Children hate me.”

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Lettuce pray!'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

The great zucchinis

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Go Veggie...

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"Thanks for tuning in to our podcast."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

Child playing king.

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

"I don't care if you asked for a mammoth burger. Soy beans are all I could gather, so it's tofu burgers all round!"

Esteemed Vegetables

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

Vegetarian Nightmare

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

Mom taught me stamina

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

An early vegetarian returning from a kill