Veggie Rebel Mugs

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

"I want a Happy Meal!"

"I'm going to be an activist when I grow up."

Prize vegetables.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Relax. They're just crows."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

“Children hate me.”

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Go Veggie...

The great zucchinis

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Veggie Princess

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."