Veggie Jackpot Enthusiast Mugs

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'

Prize vegetables.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'