Veggie Gurus Prints

"I've been on a plant-based diet all my life and it hasn't helped the planet."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'