Veggie Burger Critic Mugs

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Prize vegetables.

'Is this still America?'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

The Nihilist Deli.

“Children hate me.”

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

The vegan hunter

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Lettuce pray!'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'I feel rootless.'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."