Vegetarian Visionaries Prints

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"States of tofu"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."