Vegetarian Ponderer Prints

"Does it make me a vegetarian if I only eat herbivores?"

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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Macho Vegetarian

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Your life is in great danger...

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"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Even garden plants like to visit.

Free Range / Deranged

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'I'm either going to become a vegetarian or start saying grace before meals!'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"Butcher!"

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

In lieu of wishbones, vegetarian children often use a slab of tofu.

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

'Traitor! I hate you!'

'Yes, nine injured - but it could've been so much worse.'

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

"Heirloom or not, I've got to unhang it because my wife became a vegetarian."

"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

Leftover quorn for Peel. - 'What have we here? Leftover quorn.' - 'Oh, no! Tragedy strikes... now my only option is takeaway.' -