Vegetable Cultivation Prints

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

The discovery of asparagus.

"Steamed vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An old man growing berries

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Better Not Squash.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Excellent crop! What's your secret?