Vegetable Cultivation Prints

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

An old man growing berries

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Better Not Squash.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.