Vegan With A Twist Mugs

Small bald child tapping a boiled egg is being tapped on the head by a hatched chick

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Two vegans, please."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

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'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Vegan Menu

Health Conscious Halloween

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."