Vat Villain Prints

"I was caught by the VAT man."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Scarpia from Tosca

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Evil Villain.

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Lee Van Cleef

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

George Baker

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Birth of Darth Vader

Caped Character

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

'It's true: I played the Villain's cat in a number of James Bond movies...'

Villain Academy

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Let's call a truce for the new year. I'm tired of treating you like you're my count Dooku. Your what? My Hannibal Lecter? Your whom? My Khan? My Gargamel? My Lex Luthor? My Goldfinger? My Endora? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just how ancient are you, Dooku? That's personal! On both counts! ... "Both counts"?

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."