Vase Seller Mugs

Perfect Match

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Beer Stall

Beer Order

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I'll take the one on the right.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Tim's marketing solutions

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

House sale.

Thank you for deferring your response.

Antiques

The night they invented champagne.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Wine: New and Old.

High end of the market...

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Stethoscope

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Make it look like an accident.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."