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'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

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'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

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'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

Desert Dermatologist

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Medical Examinations.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'What do you mean, you've had a change of heart?'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

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Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

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'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

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