Varnish Virtuoso Mugs

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Orchestra.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

No Bruch!

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Mozart with a violin case.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Trying cellos, too big!

First Violin Recital.

Hacksaw Violin.

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Leonard Cohen

Mummy Musician

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

Vampire with a violin

Elvis fans

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."