Variant Viewer T-Shirts

"Omicron appears to be getting rather dominant."

Showing Now! Covid 2 'The Omicron Variant'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"That's the preacher's dog."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

Black hole setting

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Delta and Omicron Race

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"Beware of watchdog."

The Other day in virology....

Covid 19 Variant

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

''60 Minutes' will not be seen tonight, because all our reporters seem to have gotten themselves locked up in a Turkish prison.'

The Virus de Milo

COVID 22

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'We interrupt our regular programming to bring you the football season....'

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

Covid Variants

Just when I think violence on TV can't bother me anymore, that chef goes and debones a chicken!

"Who next?"

'Going inside would lessen the impact.'

Omicron variant

2022: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

"A completely new concept in Television, a Vorderman free channel!!"

"Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can't smell Bryce's feet."

"Today we talk about political philosophy..."

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

'Not had problems with the shared driveway, have we, dear?'

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