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The Other day in virology....

The Vineyard

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

Your Future Home.

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

The Origin of Creationism

Evolution.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'