Var Vexer Mugs

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Ted Hughes

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

Poet's Corner

Cat boxer

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

Poet

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Turning points in tech history. Let's call it "virtual reality." "Manufactured hallucinations" might creep people out.

"This space intentionally left blank."

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.