Vaping Debaters Prints

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Common Vaper

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

The Huff & Vape

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

Novak Djokovic in Deep Water

"Is this the e-cig room?

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

Novak Djokovic

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Vaporer

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"It's just the usual carrot puree vaping.""

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

'It's a Vapire.'