Vampire Themes Prints

Vampire Cocktail.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Get on with it!

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"....and hold the garlic."

Vampire on a plane

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'