Values Educator Pillows

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Campaign for Plain English

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Home Schooling'

Early Learning Today

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

A salute of scouts

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."