Values Critic Mugs

"Hop in, honey. I’m an evangelical conservative, and a good kisser."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Stock market investment advice

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

Oligarchy

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Supremacist Court

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Trump Bible photo op

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

Moanathon.

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."