Valiant Dog Dads Mugs

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Jogging...

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs