Valentines Mugs

Valentines for Real Estate

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

'Give me a hundred valentines cards.'

Valentine's Day

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

'Love is a Drug'.

"Look, Mom. A Valentine theme."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Valentines

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Love at First Sight