"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Valentine's Day Gifts
Looking for an unforgettable way to express your love this Valentine's Day? Discover our collection of thoughtful and humorous gifts designed to delight your sweetheart. From clever mugs to charming prints, our products bring a smile to any romantic occasion. Whether you're celebrating a new romance or a lifelong partnership, our curated selection offers something truly special for every couple. Make this Valentine's Day memorable with a gift that captures your affection and sense of humor.
"I miss you too, honey. Now put the dog on."
"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."
"You slept with her, didn't you?"
"You are my blue beach glass."
Scenes from a successful marriage.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"
French horn.
"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"
Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
Why dogs make the best Valentines
"Sweetheart, I don't want anyone to make you unhappy except me."
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.
Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.
"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'
Thoughts
Dating in Oz
'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'
The first Valentine...
Who said romance is dead?
'Well I'm sorry Michael, but size does matter to me.'
Let's grow old together!
Happy Valentine's Day
Single malt whisky bottle reading lonely hearts column.
'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'
"Someone must love someone very much indeed."
Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.
"I am not being ridiculous! Have you seen our electricity bills?"
"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."
And that's why I'm still single!
The Map of the Human Heart
"We can't agree on a size."
"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."
Valentine's Day Gifts Collection
Valentine's Day Mugs
Explore our collection of Valentine's Day mugs and find a humorous or heartfelt design that’s perfect for your loved one.
Valentine's Day Pillows
View our cozy Valentine's Day pillows—soft, witty, and ideal for adding a touch of love to any space.
Valentine's Day Prints
Discover captivating Valentine's Day prints that beautifully capture your love story or sense of humor, perfect for gifting or decorating.
Valentine's Day T-Shirts
Check out our Valentine’s Day t-shirts—funny, romantic, and perfect for making every day special for your partner.