Valentine Rebel Mugs

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

The Bare Minimum

I can't smile without you...

Heart to heart talk.

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Graffitti.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

We should talk...

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

No Strollers Allowed

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

James Dean

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

Escaping Flowers