Vaccine Enthusiast Gifts

2021

"...so today you'll be vaccinating Jenny against measles, mumps and child-targeted television commercials."

'Relax. This swine flu vaccine has minimal side effects.'

'I picked up this little trick on my holiday to New Guinea.'

Vaccine nationalism

Merry Christmas

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

2030

Policeman confronting man injecting himself: 'It's only something to guard against mumps, measles and ruebella officer!'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"The Smiths can't send their kid to school because they refused to vaccinate her for measles but we have to send our kids, in the middle of a pandemic, with no vaccine or cure!"

Safe vaccine for the world

"I've developed a sporting way to administer the flu shot."

Flu Vaccine.

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Fighting Malaria

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The Corona vaccine .. at last !

Covid pinata

Trick or Treatment.

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Covid Vaccine

"This? - Oh, it's just a bad reaction to my booster jab."

"Which one has the most likes?"

"That's me. I've had sixty-two."

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

CDC recommends first to vaccinate should be anyone who is willing.

Valentine's Day 2021

"I don't really want a boyfriend right now either. This is purely a Post-VAX thing."

'Can I get the swine flu vaccine?' - 'Are you in a high risk group?' - 'Not really.' - 'Then, sorry, no.' - 'What if I was pregnant?' - 'Next patient!'

'The developers of this flu vaccine can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it may cause your HVAC system to go hay wire for a bit.'

"I got about a dozen of em'. I'm a vaccine junkie."

Flue Vaccine Delayed Due to 'Problem with Packaging.'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"He had his booster today."