Vaccine Debater Prints

I'm Not Sure Whether I Really Want the Vaccine or I Really Want to Avoid It

"I'm not a doctor, but I play at being one when deciding whether or not to get the kid vaccinated."

Russian vaccine

"I'm not getting vaccinated!"

"Jesus, you get to play tennis in Australia."

Novak Djokovic

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Vaping cigarette

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

The Visitor

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Coronavirus: Government takes action!

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

Novak Djokovic

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

Quack Medicine

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

"I'm an anti-masker."

Covid Variants

Novak Djokovic in Deep Water

It worked!! Herd immunity works!!

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

Miss-Information: "I'm not planning on being vaccinated. . . People should have the right to catch covid and die!"

Hang on – pestilence is posting an anti-vax meme.

'In the unlikely event that we should ever have to prioritise candidates for avian flu vaccine I doubt if 'full time sex god' will rate very highly.'

Medical Choices

"Are you sure it would be safe to let Jesus into my heart if he's never been vaccinated?"

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'