Vaccine Commentator T-Shirts

"No need. I have diplomatic immunity."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

"To be or not to be."

Booster shots

Bribes for Jabs

Strainspotting

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

COVID Vaccine

COVID Devotion

Soberana vaccines

Effective Cuban vaccines

S.O.S. vaccine

This might take a while

Vaccines Balancing Act

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

Covid Vaccine

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Technically, he's an essential worker."

Euro 2021

Vaccination race

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"This feels so familiar."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

How Stupid Is Your Love?

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Now get out."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Omicron

Chasing Covid Variants

A 9/11 Every Day