Vaccine Advocate Gifts

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

"There's a lot of this going around."

"Vaccinations soar as pfizer releases their seasonal pumpkin spice flavor."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I'm a 'jack of all trades, master of none?' Yeah, that's a pretty funny name to call a general practitioner.'

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"Okay, there's your flu shot...now let's talk about that blood pressure!"

"To be or not to be."

Major Flu .

"Let's send a thank-you letter to all the vaccine deniers. We should allow them discounts."

Flu outbreak in the United States.

'It's important that you identify which category she falls into before telling her she can't have a jab anyway.'

"Oh, oh - the vaccines."

Medicine.

"Honey, we need to get vaccinated! The flu forecaster says another storm is coming!"

"He's going to his friend's house whose parents always diss the M.M.R. jab."

Conversation about Anti-Vaccination

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

Guess your age, weight or vax.

Right jab or left jab.

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

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"Now get out."

"Technically, he's an essential worker."

Bribes for Jabs

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