Vaccination Appointment Pillows

2021

vaccine wars.

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Vaccination Passport

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

COVID 19

Vaccinating Death

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

The end is near

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"That explains all the cavities."

'Lost Diary'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Flu Vaccine.

Covid pinata

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Biden promises that 70% of Americans will be vaccinated by 4th July.

Covid injected with vaccine

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Astrazeneca vaccine pause

Vaccination leads to the end of Covid restrictions.

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

The Sunrise of Vaccines

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'