Vaccination Appointment Pillows

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

2021

vaccine wars.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Vaccination Passport

COVID 19

Vaccinating Death

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

The end is near

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

"That explains all the cavities."

'Lost Diary'

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Covid pinata

Flu Vaccine.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Airplane dropping vaccines.

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

Biden promises that 70% of Americans will be vaccinated by 4th July.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Covid injected with vaccine

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

The Sunrise of Vaccines

"Relax. You might feel a little pinch."

Vaccination leads to the end of Covid restrictions.

Astrazeneca vaccine pause

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."