Vacationer Who Can't Unplug Mugs

Hiding the electronics.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Climate change

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Endless Summer III"

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

Hot Dog Stand.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"It must be his beeper."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

I love 'getting away from it all,' and connected with my laptop, phone and Blackberry, it won't get away from me!

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

'First, file a lawsuit against 'island getaways, inc.' then, get us outa here!'