Vacationer Struggles Prints

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

Hiding the electronics.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

The US election is over.

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

John takes a personivacation.

"Endless Summer III"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

A school master water skiing in Bermuda shorts.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

Sounds of the snowplow