Vacation Vexation Enjoyer Mugs

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Bad fake tan day.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Holiday Aerobics.

"How's it look back there?"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Vacation Bus Photo

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

Dogs Touring Hollywood