Vacation Send-off Prints

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Back to school.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"My feet are cold."

The Month of August

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

Signs of Fall

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Executive happy to be back from vacation and on billable hours again.

"So... how was Disneyland?"

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

End of Vacation Sally

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

'Ever since he and his owners came back from holiday, he's been barking in a fake American accent.'