Vacation Oversharer Mugs

"Haven't you listened to a thing I've said...there are certain things you never ask about, things that should always remain private!"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

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"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

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Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Summer wants.

'I like to think of the common bile duct as the gateway to the Bahamas.