Vacation Disruptor Prints

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Whale smiling at camera.

"Pawn to King Four."

'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Total Scum Block

"Drink Overboard!"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

A crude holiday ?...If your client is so inclined, he should pay for it himself.

'Any way I could play through?'

'And then it started to rain, and it rained all through the trip...like our vacation.'

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

Resort town boxing champs

'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'

We've the devil on one side and the deep blue sea on the other...'

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"