Utility Watchdog Prints

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

Slap on the Wrist

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

High electrical consumption

"This is your energy supplier. . . We're all on holiday in Bermuda at the moment - but leave a message and we might get back to you. . ."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

CIA report

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

Legalish

Bush farewell.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Neversource"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

HUAWEI 5G

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."