Utility Services Analyst Mugs

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

US Energy Needs.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Third Option

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

What We're Fighting For

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

HS2 time bomb...

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Bump in the road.

Energy trap.

Camel In The Tent