Utility Pole Gazer Mugs

Blackouts in California

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'I blame global warming!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Pole Star

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Window in the Sky.

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Desert Mirage

View from the Window

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I think our way is more elegant!"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Newspaper Window

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

A Utility Knife.