Utensil Gladiators Prints

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

Prize vegetables.

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Human males marking territory.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

Return Of The Flu.

Going Shopping Together.

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Octopus

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.