Usability Enthusiast Prints

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Create some buzz!

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'