Us Elections Mugs

Presidential Debates.

Donald Trump

"Make America Grovel Again."

Trump Election Observer

"I keep having this dream of a voter-led lynch mob with me as guest of honor."

Tchump vs. Canuck

"Okay...I'll throw the gunny sack over him and you whack him with the hammer..."

President Donald Trump

Vote Fighter II - 'Ready? Vote!'

'Anybody but him.'

'I've changed my mind about pre-existing conditions.'

Trump and Biden babies

Amigos de Mitt.

Moral High Ground - Denver 2008. . . Save the Chevy - Charlotte 2012.

'Follow me, my flock!!'

Herman Cain faced sexual harassment accusations.

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

"Hey everybody make room for Ted!"

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Donald Trump

Dean and Gore Advise Kerry.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Political convention

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'